tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30402067676418174102024-03-13T15:48:27.717+01:00a gem a daykeeping you, friends and foes, up to date with my daily inspirations and aspirationsSkazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.comBlogger436125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-11967180731588140292013-02-25T21:38:00.000+01:002013-02-25T22:14:45.012+01:00The Village<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YbTgrxilDMk" width="420"></iframe><br />
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The Village, an awarded short animation by Mark Baker, United Kingdom (1993)<br />
I recall a British documentary set in a village all in turmoil over two newcomers, an elderly couple, who dared to erect an ugly, unusually high wall around their house.<br />
The villagers were interviewed, one by one, each explaining the fatality of the blow that the wall caused to their community as a whole. They all agreed: the new couple hiding behind that suspect wall is up to no good, no good at all! <br />
And the more the villagers spoke, the more they let slip... tiny snippets demonstrating that they climbed, and drilled a loophole into, that wall to pry and spy. <br />
The couple living behind the wall never showed themselves, or their house. Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-33951788240598744992012-09-27T10:14:00.000+02:002012-09-27T11:26:46.284+02:00Entering 1884<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iMuirCKzYEU" width="560"></iframe><br />
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LONDON, 2 January 1884<br />
As the <a href="http://www.1884yesterdaysfuture.com/home_e.html#">Daily Empire</a> reminds us, we are entering the feared year of 1884. It was more than 30 years ago, in 1848, that Mr Phineas Jupitus horrified the audience at the Old Red Lion Theatre, when unveiling his phantasmagorical steam image projection machine.<br />
The audience was ever so pleased at first - elated! - to witness that in 1884 the moon would become the province of the British Empire, only to be horrified moments later by the appalling scenes of future war.<br />
We are now living in that prophesized future.<br />
Yesterday, Captain Horatio Kitchengame claimed the moon on behalf of Queen Victoria. At the same time, extraordinary reports began coming from the continent stating that it is being overrun by an invading force.<br />
"Large areas of Belgium, Holland and France have been laid waste," reports Daily Empire. "Little is known of the invading force, except to say that it is unprecedented in strength and may be being led by a Carpasian Count called Ravenoff Fafner who was thought to have died more than 400 years ago."<br />
(The complete article of the Daily Empire can be viewed <a href="http://www.1884yesterdaysfuture.com/home_e.html#">here</a>.)<br />
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[<a href="http://www.peculiarpictures.co.uk/page2.htm">1884: Yesterday's Future</a>, an animated film directed by Tim Ollive and produced by Terry Gilliam (2012) - 100 min feature film for a family audience (but not the very young)]Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-50273173553367391082012-09-14T17:45:00.002+02:002012-09-15T12:41:47.179+02:00Of human whale songs, and monsters<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U9a1C1qXHfM" width="560"></iframe><br />
Antony and the Johnson's title track from their 'Cut the World' live album is, indeed, old news, being that it's already been performed as part of <a href="http://youtu.be/mVyT59WmXSE">The Life and Death of Marina Abramović</a>. What brings it back to the stage is the above avantgarde video directed by
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Her presence strongly felt throughout the video (at the very least as from 3:49), it's still a shock to find her facing you at 4:14 into the video. It's Marina Abramović, that same Serbian witch-lady at MOMA whom people went to sit across from in order to gaze into her staring, starless eyes. And people never knew the risk they took. She might just as easily tie their hair, with hers, into a single braid. <a href="http://batcountryx.blogspot.nl/2012/01/joined.html">And that would not be her first, either</a>. Artists, she insists, must sacrifice themselves. And artists who sacrifice themselves will not waver from sacrificing the audience.<br />
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It's not difficult for me to understand why Abramović, the first time she heard Antony perform (at a Rufus Wainwright's concert), stood up and demanded, with loud repeated shrieks: "Who is he? WHO IS HE?"<br />
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"People around me were complaining," she would explain later, "but I was <i>compelled</i>. I kept saying out loud: 'Who is he?' I wanted to know <i>everything</i> about him."<br />
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Antony, known to refer to his own singing as a 'hex', also has a witch-air about him. Whether experienced as eerie, other-wordly or heartbreaking, Antony's singing binds with enchantments. Paired with Abramović's creative (and equally, if not more, spell-binding) mind, they gave birth to the most beautiful of ethereal child-monsters. It's only a matter of time before they breath life into its body, too. And lo and behold.<br />
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<i>Who</i> is a wonderfully tomwaitsy opening track on <a href="http://lovethisgiant.com/"><i>Love This Giant</i></a>, a rare and unsettling album that entered the market mere days ago. The album is a mesmerizing collaboration between David Byrne (the frontman of Talking Heads) and Annie Clark (the alias of St. Vincent). The <i>who-hounts-whom</i> video of mutual pursuits was directed by Martin de Thurah.<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /></span><br />
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And may we all find ourselves <a href="http://youtu.be/I1wg1DNHbNU">living in a shotgun shack</a>... Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-64454678663315691972012-06-29T17:21:00.000+02:002012-06-29T17:22:53.170+02:00Cell Block Tango<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XJfA3DBqnzA" width="560"></iframe><br />
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<span style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">A prison tango brought to you from the women's block in the Cook County Jail! The song is from the song repertoire of <a href="http://www.chicagothemusical.com/index.php">'Chicago'</a>, a musical vaudeville set in the 1920s Chicago. The featured video is from the 2002 <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299658/plotsummary">film rendition</a> of the musical, but you may very well enjoy also (or instead) <a href="http://youtu.be/4se7auC-6bo">the gay version</a> performed by the <a href="http://www.gmcla.org/">Gay Men Chorus of Los Angeles</a>.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18px;">I give you then - Velma! The Other murderesses! And - all that... jazz!</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"> </span>Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-41369098630516791702012-04-30T15:17:00.000+02:002012-04-30T15:19:27.516+02:00Light, lightly, lightfully<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5WRy2rWwnc8" width="560"></iframe><br />
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Surface tension lamp by <a href="http://www.frontdesign.se/">Front </a>(for Booo).<br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The images above are of Humbert Humbert, not only a literary character from, but also the narrator of, Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">The first image was created using law enforcement composite sketch software and descriptions of literary characters. Go <a href="http://thecomposites.tumblr.com/">here</a>, if you are interested in following this project. The second image is of James Mason, who portrayed Humbert Humbert in Stanley Kubrick's 1962 <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056193/">film</a>. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Humbert Humbert was always more real to me than Nabokov. To this day, I have no idea what Nabokov looked like. But I'd instantly recognize the 'boyishly manly' Humbert Humbert and his 'gloomy good looks'. "</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19px;">I was and still am, despite</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19px;"> <i>mes malheurs</i></span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19px;">," Humbert Humbert explains, <i>"an exceptionally handsome male; slow-moving, tall, with soft dark hair and a gloomy but all the more seductive cast of demeanor</i></span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19px;"><i>."</i> </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-left;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><i>She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.</i></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; text-align: -webkit-left;"><i>Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, a certain initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Thus begins Humbert Humbert's narrative. He readily attests that he is</span><span style="background-color: white;"> one of the <i>"unhappy, mild, dog-eyed gentlemen, sufficiently well integrated to control their urge in the presence of adults, but ready to give years and years of life for one chance to touch a nymphet."</i> Dolores, his landlady's daughter of twelve, is one of such <i>chosen creatures</i>, one of such <i>maidens between the age of nine and fourteen... not human, but nymphic</i>, one of such feline and slender beings who causes <i>bubbles of hot poison in his loins and super-voluptuous flame permanently aglow in his subtle spine</i>.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Humbert Humbert repulses and fascinates us. His dark humour and intelligence unnerve us, because we feel we should dislike everything about Humbert Humbert. We don't understand his love, but we recognize it as love nonetheless. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-style: italic;">"...</span><span style="line-height: 16px; text-align: justify;"><i>and when by the means of pitiful ardent, naively lascivious caresses, she of the noble nipple and massive thighs prepared me for the performance of my nightly duty," </i>he wrote about his having sex with Dolores' mother,<i> "it was still a nymphet’s scent that in despair I tried to pick up, as I bayed through the undergrowth of dark decaying forests…”</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><i> <span style="background-color: white;">"Oh, my Lolita, I have only words to play with!"</span></i></span></div>Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-7448876059164159602011-12-21T14:59:00.000+01:002011-12-21T15:59:36.272+01:00Combat Christmas chill<span style="font-family: inherit;">Gift ideas that come to mind as best fitted to combat the Christmas chill with: blankets from Iceland (by </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><a href="http://www.vikprjonsdottir.com/home">Vík Prjónsdóttir</a>),</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span>matches and fairy tales.<br />
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These two videos were both directed by the Berlin-based studio <i><a href="http://www.aniceideaeveryday.com/">A Nice Idea Every Day</a></i>. The first one is the official music video for 'Bernadette', a song of IAMX (album 'Volatile Times', 2011). The second one is the official music video for 'Doubtful Comforts', a song of Blue Roses (album 'Blue Roses', 2009).Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-80103877393940400912011-12-19T17:14:00.002+01:002011-12-19T20:38:20.178+01:00IKEA hacks<div class="separator" style="clear: both;">
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objects derived from the mass product. The key is to realize that an IKEA
product can also be used as material (especially considering its price): it's a
LEGO block of sorts. The mass product is there for you to personalize and
repurpose: in the words of <a href="http://www.ikeahackers.net/">IKEA Hackers</a>, you can »break into the IKEA code of
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We're not all natural-born IKEA hackers with hammer and nail
always at the ready. In the meantime, IKEA has become such a constant in our
lives that a whole myriad of satellite businesses has developed in its orbit
specializing in just that: creating options for you to personalize your IKEA furniture.
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<b><a href="http://www.bemz.com/">Bemz</a> </b>is a Swedish company making custom designed fabric slipcovers for
IKEA sofas, armchairs and other furniture. I recommend dressing up <a href="http://www.bemz.com/en/product-page/product/sofa-covers/id/all3/allerum/">this sofa</a>,
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There are even furniture makers offering to add custom-made doors to your IKEA
cabinets (see <a href="http://semihandmadedoors.com/redo/">REDO</a>). </span></strong></div>Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-124019344639331522011-12-18T20:16:00.001+01:002011-12-18T21:09:04.534+01:00Christmas songlist for the laid-back, pagan and kinky<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<a href="http://gem-a-day.blogspot.com/2010/12/annie.html">God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen</a>, by Annie Lennox<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVFfYrGfm7w">O Come O Come Emmanuel</a>, by Belle & Sebastian<br />
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In order to see the 25 best Christmas songs of all time as ranked by the professional musicians themselves, press <a href="http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/the-25-best-christmas-songs-of-all-time-229168/1">here</a>: as it turns out, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8">the best Christmas song</a> is, perhaps unsurprisingly, exactly the one that always scored the highest among the anti-Christmas anthems.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-19441764041393676242011-12-14T11:36:00.014+01:002011-12-14T17:06:39.497+01:002012 feature: Champagne<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hatx9oYxlDg/TuiBMoJ2IMI/AAAAAAAABVw/cL__6hJ9Fww/s1600/Tjep8.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hatx9oYxlDg/TuiBMoJ2IMI/AAAAAAAABVw/cL__6hJ9Fww/s400/Tjep8.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685936583492378818" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-io3zM-J72so/TuiBF2cgJtI/AAAAAAAABVk/tSZWEXT41AA/s1600/La%2BBolleur%2BZarb%2BChampagne.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 307px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-io3zM-J72so/TuiBF2cgJtI/AAAAAAAABVk/tSZWEXT41AA/s400/La%2BBolleur%2BZarb%2BChampagne.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685936467069642450" /></a><br /><br />Who knew I'd ever fall for Dutch champagne? Head over heals, even. <a href="http://www.zarbchampagne.com/">Zarb</a> is a completely new champagne brand developed but a year ago by THEY (see at <span style="font-style:italic;">theyhaveawebsite.com</span>). 'Zarb' means bizarre in French slang and Zarb is exactly how I want to travel to 2012. <br />I welcome any concept that makes champagne 'an everyday tradition, like brushing your teeth or losing your car keys'. The website kindly reassures us that Zarb champagne is best served everywhere, anywhere, here, now: may it be at our ex-partner's wedding, at confession or while riding a mermaid. <br />Napoleon said it all: in victory you deserve champagne, in defeat, you need it. <br />The two bottles featured above are from Zarb's special art edition: the latter was designed by <a href="http://www.tjep.com/">Tjep.</a> and the former by <a href="http://www.labolleur.com/site/">La Bolleur</a>. [Press <a href="http://www.dezeen.com/2010/12/21/zarb-champagne-by-they/">here</a> in order to see the other inspiring bottles from this edition.] <br />If interested in buying, you are best advised to do so on Thursdays. That is when Ivan is working, Zarb's 'employee of the month and fastest bottle picker'.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-56249398614286979572011-12-14T10:44:00.006+01:002011-12-14T11:14:40.539+01:00Tjep.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S0r_kE_xIDM/TuhwcGMFMWI/AAAAAAAABVY/Z2bqVs4dVNI/s1600/Tjep1.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 161px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S0r_kE_xIDM/TuhwcGMFMWI/AAAAAAAABVY/Z2bqVs4dVNI/s400/Tjep1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685918157555183970" /></a><br />The 'Lucky Building' in New York City: "[a]nd who would want to crash a plane into such a friendly looking building...," indeed. <br />New York City skyline received this makeover from <a href="http://www.tjep.com/works/selection/lucky-building#">Tjep.</a>, a Dutch design studio formed by Frank Tjepkema. <br />(A while ago, Gem featured another Tjep.'s <a href="http://gem-a-day.blogspot.com/2009/09/harvest.html">project</a>.) <br />Note that dot: not 'Tjep', but <span style="font-weight:bold;">Tjep.</span> is the name of this studio with a dot on elegance, technology and poetry.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-28829631341074954452011-12-12T10:22:00.007+01:002011-12-12T10:34:52.767+01:00Training table manners<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3gBug4DWijw/TuXIFpdfshI/AAAAAAAABU0/i6lCxjRCYas/s1600/Tafelwip-Marleen-Jansen7-537x357.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3gBug4DWijw/TuXIFpdfshI/AAAAAAAABU0/i6lCxjRCYas/s400/Tafelwip-Marleen-Jansen7-537x357.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685170103979586066" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F8cKuew88BI/TuXIO1Jd97I/AAAAAAAABVA/F1blr7Da9TQ/s1600/Tafelwip-Marleen-Jansen9-537x357.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F8cKuew88BI/TuXIO1Jd97I/AAAAAAAABVA/F1blr7Da9TQ/s400/Tafelwip-Marleen-Jansen9-537x357.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685170261735634866" /></a><br /><br />De Tafelwip (loosely translated: 'the courtesy table') is a playful, if slightly scornful Dutch design by <a href="http://www.marleenjansen.nl/">Marleen Jansen</a>. If you are going to be so rude as to leave the table before everyone has finished dinner, you will cause the other diner to crash down.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-83296187548599263212011-12-11T16:57:00.009+01:002011-12-11T18:24:31.729+01:00Bookshelf porn<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dOkAEJL9zHk/TuTk5m3cn5I/AAAAAAAABUQ/rT9DcpjGZqk/s1600/dezeen_Liyuan-Library-by-Li-Xiaodong-3.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dOkAEJL9zHk/TuTk5m3cn5I/AAAAAAAABUQ/rT9DcpjGZqk/s400/dezeen_Liyuan-Library-by-Li-Xiaodong-3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684920307985194898" /></a><br /><br />You may be acquainted with individuals who read ebooks. You may even have befriended one or two such ereaders. Chances are that you yourself are such an ereader. We, however, still indulge in books in a trashy way. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9PWPkIRrdBU/TuTkplfN8cI/AAAAAAAABUE/HmXhtd5KXtM/s1600/tumblr_l8vdi20ASj1qbgec5o1_400.png"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9PWPkIRrdBU/TuTkplfN8cI/AAAAAAAABUE/HmXhtd5KXtM/s400/tumblr_l8vdi20ASj1qbgec5o1_400.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684920032737227202" /></a> <br /><br />We frequent libraries and bookstores, and we carefully plan our interiors to accomodate the beloved books. Over the years, we moved from one to another jurisdiction, house, job, lover. Old LPs, casettes, magazines, letters, dear gifts were more often than not lost along our way. Usually, it is only the books that make it. Each a story in its own right, they link us to our past. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jt6E8_ZsOL4/TuTlAR37nWI/AAAAAAAABUc/J4S8If0Yt40/s1600/tumblr_l355fzy9S81qza0fjo1_500.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jt6E8_ZsOL4/TuTlAR37nWI/AAAAAAAABUc/J4S8If0Yt40/s400/tumblr_l355fzy9S81qza0fjo1_500.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684920422609165666" /></a> <br /><br />And so it can hardly come as a surprise that our bookshelves are something between a shrine and a peep-show. Our books may seem accidental to an innocent bystander, but we who selected them know better. We indulge in scanning the libraries of people we know to get to know these people better. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z7j1AeIGxRI/TuTlHuTPnTI/AAAAAAAABUo/tl5PdPx5HNk/s1600/tumblr_lnr7d31XSn1qzupj0o1_1280.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z7j1AeIGxRI/TuTlHuTPnTI/AAAAAAAABUo/tl5PdPx5HNk/s400/tumblr_lnr7d31XSn1qzupj0o1_1280.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684920550498999602" /></a><br /><br />We may have entered the sexy boudoirs of those who persuaded us to come up for a nightcap, but we hastily departed when we found their poor books or, even, no books at all. I know a man who fell under a spell of his (now) girlfriend, when he saw her bookshelves: she pins little green curtains on each individual shelf to keep books safe. 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In the coming days, we will select and feature bookshelves we crave for.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-2676709400100861352011-12-11T14:38:00.017+01:002011-12-11T15:51:59.231+01:00Variations on normal<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kkwSSW3smyk/TuS0as5Y4iI/AAAAAAAABTU/SL8zuSn00D4/s1600/dog.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kkwSSW3smyk/TuS0as5Y4iI/AAAAAAAABTU/SL8zuSn00D4/s400/dog.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684867000469873186" /></a><br />Foam sculptures <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h0wkLcdffvk/TuS0PNXcQEI/AAAAAAAABTI/eev0KsXhMWc/s1600/nose%2Btool.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h0wkLcdffvk/TuS0PNXcQEI/AAAAAAAABTI/eev0KsXhMWc/s400/nose%2Btool.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684866803027427394" /></a><br />Nosing the smartphone while having a bath (featuring Wilcox himself) <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L4PR8Ev_xQY/TuS0DNr-YPI/AAAAAAAABS8/lBYUtoG1d0I/s1600/4988188200_9d4bb26a3d_b.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L4PR8Ev_xQY/TuS0DNr-YPI/AAAAAAAABS8/lBYUtoG1d0I/s400/4988188200_9d4bb26a3d_b.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684866596955119858" /></a><br />A chair swing (featuring Wilcox being swung by his dad) <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9boZCz6zXoE/TuSz6OPoUuI/AAAAAAAABSw/T6jOUDKR-a4/s1600/honesty%2Bstamps.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 314px; height: 248px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9boZCz6zXoE/TuSz6OPoUuI/AAAAAAAABSw/T6jOUDKR-a4/s400/honesty%2Bstamps.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684866442485846754" /></a><br />Honesty stamps<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EfS_HzRV0IQ/TuS0mggD8bI/AAAAAAAABTg/HxUH9XbiiUo/s1600/tape%2Bdairy.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EfS_HzRV0IQ/TuS0mggD8bI/AAAAAAAABTg/HxUH9XbiiUo/s400/tape%2Bdairy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684867203300848050" /></a><br />A measure-tape diary<br /><br />There's a big chance that you've already come accross <a href="http://www.dominicwilcox.com/">Dominic Wilcox</a>. His <a href="http://www.dominicwilcox.com/">war bowls</a> are by now a classic on design blogs. He is, however, more an innovator than a designer. Wilcox's amazing blog, <a href="http://variationsonnormal.com/">Variations on normal</a>, is really a little factory of innovations. In his own words: his blog is "a place for the sketchbook thoughts, ideas, and inventions of me, Dominic Wilcox." It is hard to believe that this is a one-man factory: there seem to be no Oompa-Loompas there cheerfully slaving away. <br />For those of you that could honestly make use of that honesty stamp, it comes in eight variations:<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">I sincerely apologise for all the trouble I've caused. <br />In all my life I've never met anyone as beautiful as you. <br />All I ask for is one last chance. <br />I know in the past I've found it difficult to say these words but I LOVE YOU. <br />What do you mean I'm always too busy? <br />I swear on my mother's grave I'll never do that again. <br />You are by far the most talented person I know. <br />You're right, the key to a strong relationship is communication.<br /></span>Very handy.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pgX-j-t9f6c/TuSzUUSycoI/AAAAAAAABSY/FkXtK1AUpuo/s1600/head1.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pgX-j-t9f6c/TuSzUUSycoI/AAAAAAAABSY/FkXtK1AUpuo/s400/head1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684865791274676866" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_U0NnjYZvso/TuSzBJxtWOI/AAAAAAAABSM/6q7xCEb_-Tw/s1600/tomb2.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 325px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_U0NnjYZvso/TuSzBJxtWOI/AAAAAAAABSM/6q7xCEb_-Tw/s400/tomb2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684865462034061538" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jZTLe6l7zcQ/TuTB7UqWLGI/AAAAAAAABT4/CVlk6m77XYg/s1600/coffinwork2.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 379px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jZTLe6l7zcQ/TuTB7UqWLGI/AAAAAAAABT4/CVlk6m77XYg/s400/coffinwork2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684881854551174242" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hgm8J6hNgXs/TuTBhwue6wI/AAAAAAAABTs/NpDw7bMod9U/s1600/waterfall%2Bumbrella.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hgm8J6hNgXs/TuTBhwue6wI/AAAAAAAABTs/NpDw7bMod9U/s400/waterfall%2Bumbrella.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5684881415408118530" /></a><br /><br />While some of his sketchbook innovations made it in the real world (see Wilcox's <a href="http://shop.variationsonnormal.com/">webshop</a>), others may never come about. Unfortunately, because it is exactly the latter that are amusing to no end. We're shamelessly applying a handful of his sketchbook ideas in our daily routine.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-29404949761813194882011-12-09T13:15:00.001+01:002011-12-09T13:16:50.698+01:00JobHerbert A. Millington<br />Chair – Search Committee<br />412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University<br />College Hill, MA 34109<br /><br />Dear Professor Millington,<br /><br />Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.<br /><br />This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.<br /><br />Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.<br /><br />Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Chris L. JensenSkazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-57217561776144579932011-12-06T13:33:00.010+01:002011-12-06T16:30:05.140+01:00Jazz noir<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jo1cyl0QbWo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />Amidst all the Britnies and Justins we have forgotten all about it. What makes for really good music? It's quite simple, really. A really good singer and a really good song. <br />But then there's a whole different brand of music. Which secret ingredient sets such music appart from really good music? We don't know. We only know how to recognise it: we find it irresistable. Play it again, Sam... A person dear to me finds 'Back It Up' to be such irresistable music. <br />Indeed, the song and the singer fit the bill. <a href="http://www.caroemerald.com/">Caro Emerald</a>, a Dutch conservatory trained jazz vocalist, is a really good singer. And the song, written by David Schreurs and Vince Degiorgio, is a really good song. <br />There is that rare chemistry there between the singer and the song, too: apparently, it took only one take. The song even has a cinematic quality to it. As you listen, Humphrey Bogarts are hiding at every corner. <br />And as for the secret ingredient... Ever since the single came out in 2009, the listeners do exactly as the song instructs: they back it up and do it again. Even the lyrics read as a manual for manic listeners: <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Gimme some of that funky<br />The kind that the Duke used to play<br />And make it more swingy<br />Heyey<br /><br />And then give me some hornay<br />You know the bub-pu-pa bub-pu-pa-bay<br />Come on, give it to me<br />Hmmm hmmm<br /><br />Slam that bass and make it sing<br />Give those strings that rip 'n zing<br />You know zactly what I came here for<br />Back it up and do it again<br /></span><br />I believe this song is one of the most cleverly crafted songs I've come accross. <br />As one reviewer has put it: Caro finds her charm in a fairly obvious way; she takes the heart-pounding, smoky-lounged, crowd-whistling side of jazz and makes that the backbone of her music. In other words, Caro gave center stage to jazz I call 'jazz noir', vocal jazz from the movies that always feels like guilty pleasure... Hollywood jazz forever associated with bar noise, smoking, femme fatalles and men with hats. Hats off to Caro.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-13857321745895037262011-12-04T00:49:00.008+01:002011-12-05T12:48:54.648+01:00Designtellers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GfSZEMoGVYY/Ttq2Ana08NI/AAAAAAAABQ8/RrGYekhNixA/s1600/Cloud%2Bumbrella.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GfSZEMoGVYY/Ttq2Ana08NI/AAAAAAAABQ8/RrGYekhNixA/s400/Cloud%2Bumbrella.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682054001579061458" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">A cloud umbrella</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lmeL6QOs5D4/TtyXTcvomwI/AAAAAAAABRs/inwXLYFsqUM/s1600/Pillow%2Bblanket.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lmeL6QOs5D4/TtyXTcvomwI/AAAAAAAABRs/inwXLYFsqUM/s400/Pillow%2Bblanket.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682583190224018178" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Pillows blanket </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y-tb9M2NHwA/TtyXNFTEMaI/AAAAAAAABRg/9TwO6yv-H5M/s1600/Natural%2Bspeakers.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y-tb9M2NHwA/TtyXNFTEMaI/AAAAAAAABRg/9TwO6yv-H5M/s400/Natural%2Bspeakers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682583080850960802" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Back-to-nature speakers</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AbRzDYmgXgk/TtyXCWWb8UI/AAAAAAAABRU/JFQ5484mkS0/s1600/beach%2Bchair%2B2.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AbRzDYmgXgk/TtyXCWWb8UI/AAAAAAAABRU/JFQ5484mkS0/s400/beach%2Bchair%2B2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682582896449941826" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">A sea-wave sound chair, a rocking chair... </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HiZ2IS9ryZ8/TtyW-F7q4sI/AAAAAAAABRI/7LuYlut0CXY/s1600/beach%2Bchair.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HiZ2IS9ryZ8/TtyW-F7q4sI/AAAAAAAABRI/7LuYlut0CXY/s400/beach%2Bchair.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682582823323230914" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">... giving out the <a href="http://youtu.be/kcxjeJM524I">sound of waves</a> and providing you with the illusion of a beach... </span><br /><br />All above featured products were designed by <a href="http://joonjung.com/">Studio Joon&Jung</a> from Eindhoven in the Netherlands. The designers, Joonsoo Kim, Jungyou Choi and Hyunwook Lee, are originally Korean and graduates from the <a href="http://www.designacademy.nl/">Design Academy Eindhoven</a>. Their unique blend of Dutch and Korean approaches to design makes up for a delightfully unexpected <a href="http://joonjung.com/category/portfolio/">portfolio</a>. It is becoming more apparent by the day that also in design Asia is the new frontier.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-69724467832454917262011-11-29T23:14:00.014+01:002011-11-30T00:32:01.895+01:00Dillard and Fullerton's Traveling Circus<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/31567038?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="600" height="338" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br /><br />A tune that might just as well have been from the 1920s. It isn't, though. 'Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn' was created a year ago by <a href="http://www.evelynevelyn.com/">Evelyn Evelyn</a>. <br />Evelyn Evelyn is a cirque-cum-cabaret band of two twin sisters, who were conjoined at birth. They make original compositions on piano, ukulele, guitar and accordion. Prior to forming Evelyn Evelyn, they traveled with the Dillard & Fullerton's Illusive Traveling Show.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9ZbOTpQ-7Bw/TtVe4rOSO7I/AAAAAAAABQo/KtoDb6-8O_I/s1600/Evelyn_Evelyn_by_Kyle_Cassidy.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9ZbOTpQ-7Bw/TtVe4rOSO7I/AAAAAAAABQo/KtoDb6-8O_I/s400/Evelyn_Evelyn_by_Kyle_Cassidy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680550832766073778" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Have you seen my sister Evelyn?<br />Dang she's gone and wandered off again.<br />I've been looking high and low,<br />Where oh where'd my sister go?</span><br /><br />Now relax and put all those recurring Fellini images to rest. You will be relieved to learn that beneath the smoke and mirrors the twins are not real. They are fictional characters acted out by Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley. <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Is my floozy sister with the doctor,<br />Or the drummer, <br />Or the dentist or the handyman?<br />Did that ho-bag quit her job and run off<br />with that dickhead Mike,<br />To Indio, Guantanamo,<br />Or Panama or Disneyland.<br />Is she studying Kabbalah?<br />Did she win a million dollars?<br />Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere? <br /></span><br />The endearing music video was directed by <a href="www.hokuuchiyama.com">Hoku Uchiyama</a> (lead animation by Adam Bolt). Betty Boop era cartoon characters are finger-drawn onto the frosted store window: the entire animation is running on frost. Sort of an animated 'Harold and His Purple Crayon': only much, much crazier.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-34795911780031167522011-11-29T10:23:00.009+01:002011-11-29T13:09:26.139+01:00Who framed Willy Moon<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ae5btQGXarc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">baby girl who's playing seek<br />all them things that you do to me<br /><br />what I got to oh so near<br />things you do to send me there</span><br /> <br />"What the hell was that?" were my precise thoughts as I finished watching this video. For the performer, the song and the music video each appear other-wordly. Is it because the song, delivered on 21st century keyboards and urban beats, at the same time resonates with early 1950s Motown? Or is it due to the rockabilly singer who arrives onto the stage more a Toon than a man?<br />I'm referring here to the cartoon characters generally (and Jessica Rabbit specifically) starring alongside Bob Hoskins in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'. (If you are not familiar with the velvety stage performance by Jessica Rabbit, press <a href="http://youtu.be/yy5THitqPBw">here</a>.) <br />Note how the performer comes up and departs as in a cartoon. Watch him being shot at by the instruments at 1:11. "Hit me now," he invites and the shooting ensues. "Enough," he commands moments later, and the shooting ceases. <br />Around this time, the song and the lyrics intensify, bringing before you the blue velvet stages of David Lynch. 'Dance music dark enough to block the sun at high noon", as some reviewers described it. <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">hey pretty baby it's me and you<br />I'll be your house and only you (...)<br /><br />hey when the people comes around<br />just kick me down in a hole in the ground<br /></span> <br />The moonish 'toonish performer is Willy Moon (21), an indie songwriter and singer from New Zealand, who bought a one-way ticket to London when 18. Part in Berlin and part in London is where he wrote and recorded 'I Wanna Be Your Man', his debut single. <br />“It took a long time to record because I’m doing it all on my own and I had to work out how to use the recording software,” he explained. <br />Made on a budget of £150, this minimalistic music video stands out: it's simple, inventive, playful (if a bit eerie), surprising and completely blended with the style of the performer and the mood of the song.<br />And it's nice and short, just like they used to make 'em.<br />An unexpected pleasure, this find.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-36341687865744429012011-11-28T21:22:00.011+01:002011-11-30T00:24:14.277+01:00Be God<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/23005094?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="600" height="338" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Dance, dance where the saints all come to play<br />And the angels dyed their feathers cool, cool decay<br />And if you're judging by the shoes you'll think God is gay<br /></span><br />Saul Williams is an American poet turned hip hop artist. The track here featured is 'Dance' from Williams' latest album (Volcanic Sunlight, 2011). <br />The music video was directed by Cédric Blaisbois.<br />This is disco inferno at its best. Abba gone all macabre on you.<br />Lyrics matter here: this song is also a poem. It is being narrated to you by the one who's inviting you for a dance. <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Dance, dance where the streets are paved with gold<br />And the angels and the gods do what they're told<br />Hey, hey, everybody, come and dance with me<br />Leave your fears at the door carved from the tree<br /></span><br />You must know by now which tree he's referring to.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">You wanna kiss<br />You wanna get into<br />What the preachers and the teachers<br />Told you not to do<br />If only for tonight, sweetheart<br />Be God<br /></span><br />You must know by now who you're dancing with, too.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-82740263397508231452011-11-27T10:56:00.009+01:002011-11-30T00:24:54.088+01:00Distractions<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27508663?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="600" height="338" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br /><br />'A Handy Tip for the Easily Distracted', a vignette created by Miranda July that didn't make it in the final cut of <a href="http://youtu.be/u2FuwJh8DSs">The Future</a> (which premiered at Sundance 2011). Now go and take your hostages for tomorrow: for distractions are on the attack more on Mondays than on any other days in the week. <br />For those of you who are not familiar with Miranda July: Gem has featured her <a href="http://gem-a-day.blogspot.com/search/label/Miranda%20July">a few times before</a>. Our radar has also caught her in <a href="http://vimeo.com/31283902">a recent UK performance</a>. We would have loved to outbid the audience.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-64649813531953240202011-11-26T18:58:00.005+01:002011-11-26T19:28:54.723+01:00House<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_nTMziHtsBM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />You will be amazed to learn that this music short was made on a tiny budget of £160 in an abandoned house in East London. The eerie track is 'House', by <a href="http://www.myspace.com/coolfunn/music">Cool Fun</a>. Directed by <a href="http://www.pranobaileybond.com/">Prano Bailey-Bond</a>, a lady macabre from Wales. <br />Deliciously eerie: a gem and a personal favourite.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3040206767641817410.post-54122708351176154922011-11-17T19:08:00.004+01:002011-11-17T19:59:07.328+01:00Other Lives<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EfnGHRVCik0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AWMqgeIDJs8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />The official music videos for 'Tamer Animals' and 'For 12', by an American indie band <a href="http://otherlives.com/">Other Lives</a>. In order to watch 'For 12' in a higher resolution and interactively, try <a href="http://www.tameranimals.com/">here</a>.<br />The word is that 'Other Lives' will tour with Radiohead.Skazkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00674229618065291212noreply@blogger.com1